So I thought I'd repost it here just for fun.
1. I listen to podcasts far far to frequently. I've listened to the Ricky Gervais ones at least 10 times... Including the old XFM shows.
2. I don't own a single hat.
3. I drink about £400 worth of copella apple and elderflower juice every year.
4. I bought a 10MP D-SLR camera and so far all I've done with it is take pictures of my cat.
5. Oh and i have a cat... her name is Sookie.
6. I use twitter even though I still don't understand the allure.
7. I own a 2 bedroom flat in hucknall. Its in a relatively nice bit of hucknall without too many dirty syringes on the ground.
8. I have an old 4th gen Ipod because I'm too cheap for an Ipod Touch, Too snobby for a CD player and not cool enough for a tape player.
9. Part of my job is providing peoples address to 3rd party companies. so if you get junk mail its very possibly my fault.
10. I'm impossibly paranoid and negative about everyone's opinion of me. My genius defence mechanism to deal with this is to try my hardest not to care and appear apathetic.. doesn't work.
11. Part of me wishes I was a plumber.
12. Every time an extended family member asks me what i studied at university and i tell them i didn't go i can see them try to hide their surprise and disdain.
13. I'm not in the slightest suspicious of the number 13.
14. The number 14 however I think is a shit.
15. I haven't played in a band for about 3 years and i hate that.
16. Until a couple of weeks ago i didn't even know how to change a tire.
17. I don't own a bed. Me and my girlfriend sleep on a mattress on the floor and to be honest i really cant tell the difference.
18. I am a strict atheist and will argue the toss with any religious person with the complete conviction that I'm right and they're wrong.
19. My life up to the age of about 15 is a blur. I cant really remember anything specific or interesting about my life before that.
20. I used to own a full length leather coat and i wore it completely convinced i looked awesome. I didn't.
21. I once kissed a girl outside the post office in sutton and she pretended it didn't happen the next day.
22. I was a cub scout and had the most badges because my mum did most of them for me.
23. When i was about 8 one of my friends saw a hot water bottle on my bed and accused me of pissing the bed.. i hadn't and i didn't understand the connection between the hot water bottle and pissing the bed.. i still don't but i never used a hot water in bed again.
24. At my primary school we weren't allowed on the grass if it was wet. so we played football on the concrete.. then they banned the football... so we used a power ball... they then banned the powerball so we used a stone... congratulations health and safety.
25. Sometimes when i lie in bed at night i imagine the eulogy i would give at various peoples funerals.
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