Adulthood

I now belong to one of the largest fraternities on the planet, adulthood. One could argue that I have been an adult for a long time. For quite a while I have had several of the trappings one would expect from an adult male. A long term relationship, a mortgage, several platinum credit cards, a 5 door family car, a large penis, an overdraft, bills... the list goes on.

Would you like to know the one artifact of power I have recently aquired which truly bestows the honour of adulthood upon me? A tesco clubcard keyring.